Sunday, November 20, 2005

My first hate mail

I received this in my email recently:

keep telling yourself that you sickening, disgusting
faggot.

face it, you animals lost by a large margin. You are
no different from other perverts and are not worthy of
marriage. now ooze your fat ass back to your trailer
park before you miss you faggot boyfriend on springer


Apparently this guy has a real problem with females marrying males. He seems to think the traditional male/female pair-bond is something disgusting and perverted. I've never encountered such a militant homosexual. Being female I have actually never been called a faggot before. I'm going to have to tell my fiance that there is some strange fellow out there that thinks we should not only be on jerry springer but would more appropriately be overweight given the male-on-female acts of perversion (i.e. sexual intercourse) that we often perform.

I wonder how he preposes that humanity continue to reproduce. I guess thats not really important. What's important is not being perverted. I guess I'm going to have to become a lesbian and marry a woman so that I don't mess up the natural order of things. My fiance is going to be awfully disappointed.

Or to put the previous paragraphs another way I would like to quote the now immortal words of Beavis and Butt-Head:

"Heh heh heh... What a dumbass."